heart fart

When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.

Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.

by Kevo Crafto January 22, 2007

Heart Fart

a temporary period of disconnecting from the thoughts and ideas of the mind, allowing the feelings of the heart to spill forth during communication, without filter or measure.

I really want to let you know how I truly feel, so allow me to Heart Fart for a few minutes.

by PHW111 August 04, 2017

Heart-to-heart fart

When a warm, touching, heart-to-heart moment between two people is hilariously ruined by one of them ripping a huge fart.

Max and Julia's deep conversation about the future of their relationship was toatally thrown off track by Max's Heart-to-heart fart.

by RMC123 February 18, 2009

Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019

Heart Fart

A slang term for a hiccup.

Shelby hiccupped and said, " I just had a heart fart!"

by DJ Dr. Sherm December 21, 2023

Heart fart

feeling the wrong feeling about the true intentions or points to something, an emotional pain that is caused unintentionally.

I had a heart fart about what u told me but please help me understand better.

by Wakandaman247 June 24, 2025