headdie murphy 

A funny large headed black man.

You lookin like Headdie Murphy with that giant Mellon.

headdie murphy by CKP Team November 13, 2019

headdie murphy 

The act receiving oral gratification in an Irish bar bathroom.

How’d it go last night?
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!

headdie murphy by CKP Team November 13, 2019

headie one

A person affiliated with OFB with a Bolo 50p shaped head. You should go to broadwater farm estate he is a very friendly guy.

Shall we go to headie one in broadwater farm estate, Yes, you should. Also make sure you do the gun lean whilst your there.

headie one by Zain22 July 8, 2020

headdesk 

When your head connects with your desk. Often used in online chat as an expression of frustration or disappointment.

Person 1: Does anyone know the webmaster's email address?
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*

headdesk by Dotted Line August 3, 2005

heddies 

very high quality marijuana

im goin to smoke some heddies...

heddies by mruns May 1, 2006

headdesk 

1. Unification of ones forehead with a computer desk as a means to vent frustration, often forceful.

2. An expression used in IM to express ones frustration.

1. Dammit! I hate you vista! Why doesn't this work! *headdesk*

2. 'I tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down *headdesk*'

headdesk by matthew szwec September 4, 2007

Haddie 

so bad ass and hot and pretty and cool and nice and loving and stylish and DAYUMMM sexy it will blow your dang mind

"haddie i wish i could be with you!"

Haddie by santa303 December 22, 2008