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head dick 

head dick is a person who is in charge of a group or is the boss of a company
due to mismanagement and poor performance of his company the head dick fired his general manager
head dick by bluebear January 4, 2023

turtle's head dick 

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.
Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!
turtle's head dick by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

Urban Dick Head 

Someone who over uses Urban Dictionary to find out everything.
Larry: Jim, your a kike

Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew

Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head
Urban Dick Head by wetdickallnight September 13, 2009
when someone is acting like a really big dick
' omg, look at dave, he thinks hes the shit '
' yeah, dave is such a dick head '
dick head by dickheadssuck October 13, 2009

tor dick-head 

A dick head that is unproportionally large compared to the shaft.
His dick was perfect but he had a tor dick-head so it didn't fit.
tor dick-head by David Gouveia February 2, 2010
One who behaves in a particularly obnoxious or selfish manner; as though they have cum for brains. A jerk.
Tom ate the last of the fuck'n cheese again, and he hasn't been to the store in over a month, that dick head!

Girl: Are you still dating Simon?
Another Girl: What the fuck! I thought he was cool at first, but that asswipe stood me up twice in a row and never called again!
Girl: What a dick head!
dick head by Waer December 28, 2005