harbls 

A net-speak term for hairy balls.

I's sittin on de bar, restin ma harbls

harbls by BrassKnuckles November 15, 2007

Halifax Harbosis 

A Drug from Brandon Rogers YouTube series, "Blood and Makeup". The drug itself was created in the 80s by Dr. Linda, and her late apprentice, Cassandra Butler. Cassandra was fired when she killed one of the subjects while they were experimenting, and took the formula with her. She planned to open up a candy store, when she met Clive Butler. They both loved the high from the drug, and planned to get married. Sadly, on the day of the marriage, Dr. Linda sent an assassin to kill her on the day of the marriage. Several years later, the formula resurfaced in the hands of Clive Butler, who planned to put the candy in the stores. However, in order to have a major success, Clive Butler hired Eddy Oswald and a team to put together a marketing campaign. Over several weeks, many strange murders happened to people who had previous tension to Eddy Oswald, so fingers were naturally pointed. However, it was later discovered a drug called "Halifax Harbosis" was the real killer, making whoever took it see everyone as clowns. Some people might like, but some people, like the victims of murders, didn't. These people killed others and themselves. Tl;Dr Its a drug that makes you hallucinate and see clowns instead of people.

Tim: Why didn't the Blah Blah bars hit the store?
Joe: It had Halifax Harbosis in it.

Halifax Harbosis by anonymous November 13, 2020

Harbleu 

(n). A four-time TF2 ESEA LAN Champion (at the time of this writing) who is widely regarded as both one of the best roamers and best medics of all time, being one of the few Invite players to have won LANs with different class mains. Known for his unorthodox and creative plays, as well as his moderately hilarious failures.

(v). Surprisingly, the verb form of Harbleu is to take a significant other on a romantic dinner and only reach first base that night.

Disappointing, I know.

1. "Watch the video below you unobservant fucks."

2. "I Harbleu'd Jessica so hard last night, I might actually have sex by the time I'm forty."

Harbleu by Who, I ask? December 8, 2013

harbl 

This word has its origin on the 4chan imageboards, more specificially the "/b/ - Random" imageboard there. The moderators on that board sometimes install wordfilters that change certain words or phrases to other words and phrases when a post is made and much hilarity ensues. A recent example for this was when "FTW" (For The Win) was wordfiltered to "SUCKS". Similarily, at some point the word "cock" was wordfiltered to "harbl" because the moderators got tired of the meme "I'll suck your cock" which of course then always read "I'll suck your harbl". Since this was almost 2 years ago many newer users don't know the origin story (so to speak) and just use it as a random (pun intended) nonsense word. Most recently it has become integrated in the "I'm in ur ______ verb+ing my/your ______" meme.

I'm in ur garden tanning mah harbl

harbl by an hero November 3, 2006

Harbshake 

The act of shaking the losing coaches hand so vigorously, that his feelings, along with the bones in his hand, are hurt.

Did you see the Harbshake Harbaugh gave Schwartz? Must have broke his spirit, along with his fingers.

Harbshake by NW49erFaithful October 23, 2011

harbles 

lolspeak term for testicles generally (but not only) belonging to a furry lolcreature.

i'm in yer shorts, spying yer harbles.

the vet tuk meh harbles!!1!

harbles by samanthasleeps March 30, 2008

harlsden lad 

slang for criminal, due to the fact that 80% of inmates in England at some stage lived in harlsden. also applies to anybody that carries a backpack, could be lunch, could be a weapon of mass destruction. Also means to maim or injure. In positive context it means..........oops, there is no positive comments.

lets open up a can of Harlsden on his ass.
Yeah man, im off to harlsden for 6-8 years.

officer there is wsuspicious looking man, might be a harlsden lad on the platform.( carrying a backpack) (this is common after 07/07/05

harlsden lad by Jonny Angel June 1, 2006