horseshoes and handgrenades 

The only time/s that almost actually counts.

Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

horseshoes and handgrenades by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008

social handgrenade 

Someone, who when out with friends at a social gathering could ‘go off’ at anytime and cause complete and utter chaos to what was a well conducted evening

Wy did you invite Garner out man? you know he’s a social hand grenade, and I’m meeting that smart bird from work later on, I can’t belive it

social handgrenade by Brian July 9, 2003

hunkie hand grenades 

cabbage stuffed with meat, rice, and herbs and spices

We're gonna eat hunkie hand grenades for dinner.

hunkie hand grenades by tonnnnnykitttttyannnnna May 16, 2011

hand grenades

A shot of liquor or booze

i got knocked up by a hand grenade in 'Nawlins

hand grenades by jakrel July 3, 2005

dutch handgrenade 

The action of catching a fart in your hand and then throwing it at somebodys face

Filthy Bastard: "Fire in the whole!"
Guy: *Knocks filthy bastard the fuck out*

dutch handgrenade by t0m3x May 20, 2004

hunky hand grenades 

Stuffed cabbages. Cabbage rolls filled with ground pork, rice and spices.

Grandma is cooking up a big old pot of hunky hand grenades.

hunky hand grenades by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017

Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.

Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.

Farting out hand grenades by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005