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killing hamsters 

The act of having sexual relations with a woman on her period such that the next morning your sheets look like you were killing a hamster
Nick awoke the next morning, and upon seeing his bedsheets, realized he had been killing hamsters
killing hamsters by Powdicked January 26, 2011

Hamsterass 

Adjective:

Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.

To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.

By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.
"Have you seen the hamsterass on that trailer park bitch?"

"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."
Hamsterass by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009

Kia Hamsters

Higher than god themselves. Part of the Kia Souls commercials and should be respected and praised around the country. They may seem like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but oh boy they are 10x better. They are the sexiest beings alive.
Lin: have you seen the Kia soul commercial with those rats?
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!
Kia Hamsters by Phoenix0_o May 18, 2021

Zhu Zhu Hamsters 

Little cheap mechanical hamsters that roll around on a track or in a cage and also have little outfits that can be worn. They are the Christmas '09 toy fad. As usual with these types of toys people will look back on them a few years from now and wonder why there was such a big hype.
Person A: I have to get Zhu Zhu Hamsters for my kid this year!
Person B: WTF is a Zhu Zhu Hamster?
Person A: I don't know some little toy hamster or some shit but I HAVE to get one or my kid will freak out.
Zhu Zhu Hamsters by foofie-no-no December 6, 2009

back hamsters 

rolls of back flab caused by wearing a too tight bra
"Get a bigger bra darling, you look like you've got a pair of hamster pouches on your on your back, you know, back hamsters!"
back hamsters by Ma Woo December 30, 2007

bag of hamsters 

An absurd dilemma or an out of control situation involving people who are generally hapless without any foreseeable end. Often the situation is self-induced by the participants which leads to comic effect for those not directly involved. A quagmire of cluelessness.
We removed all of the white boards and switched to all virtual trainings, ten new employees start tomorrow to begin training on our software but we missed the deadline to order laptops a week ago. Man, what a bag of hamsters!
bag of hamsters by chewypooh74 September 5, 2013