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hamsters on wheels connection 

to have an internet connection that is as if your connection was a hamster running on a wheel
man, you got hamsters on wheels connection. get att

Hamsters head 

To cut off your bellend and replace it with a hamsters head
zomg ive cut off my bellend and replaced it with a hamsters head
Hamsters head by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

killing hamsters 

The act of having sexual relations with a woman on her period such that the next morning your sheets look like you were killing a hamster
Nick awoke the next morning, and upon seeing his bedsheets, realized he had been killing hamsters
killing hamsters by Powdicked January 26, 2011

Kia Hamsters

Higher than god themselves. Part of the Kia Souls commercials and should be respected and praised around the country. They may seem like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but oh boy they are 10x better. They are the sexiest beings alive.
Lin: have you seen the Kia soul commercial with those rats?
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!
Kia Hamsters by Phoenix0_o May 18, 2021

Zhu Zhu Hamsters 

Little cheap mechanical hamsters that roll around on a track or in a cage and also have little outfits that can be worn. They are the Christmas '09 toy fad. As usual with these types of toys people will look back on them a few years from now and wonder why there was such a big hype.
Person A: I have to get Zhu Zhu Hamsters for my kid this year!
Person B: WTF is a Zhu Zhu Hamster?
Person A: I don't know some little toy hamster or some shit but I HAVE to get one or my kid will freak out.
Zhu Zhu Hamsters by foofie-no-no December 6, 2009

back hamsters 

rolls of back flab caused by wearing a too tight bra
"Get a bigger bra darling, you look like you've got a pair of hamster pouches on your on your back, you know, back hamsters!"
back hamsters by Ma Woo December 30, 2007