hampost 

Referring to the engorged male member.

"I made sure she felt like she had been tied to the hampost."

hampost by Joey Shabidou February 13, 2006

hampster 

A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.

The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."

hampster by lonestargogo September 1, 2021

Hayposting

Hayposting is when someone posts about Elliott Smith’s “Needle in the hay” on social media or a spam account, often accompanied by a photo of Richie Tennenbaum from the suicide scene in the royal tennenbaums .

Dude, I was so fucked up last night thinking about my ex, I started Hayposting on my spam

Hayposting by RichieTbaum July 18, 2022

hampster 

The incorrect pronounciation of 'hamster'. Annoying as hell.

'Wanna play with the hampster? Supposebly I ain't goin' to school, and that.'

hampster by noelle October 14, 2003

hampster cannon 

Occurs when anal sex is being performed and the recieving mate farts

Oh God That Hampster Cannon is Horrible !!!

hampster cannon by Adonis Rosalle May 20, 2005

hampsterdam 

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hampsterdam until they shut the place down

hampsterdam by Molson December 24, 2006

hampster 

A common misspelling of hamster.

hampster by Anonymous June 16, 2003