hamboned

inebriated; inappropriately wasted

I got so hamboned with Joe last night, I don't even remember how I got home.

hamboned by mlehoopah June 2, 2010

hambomb 

A state of over reaction to a perceived slight or annoyance, usually characterized by frenetic hand motions, the extended disparagement of said annoyance usually accompanied by a false equivocation of the annoyance to be a cause or effect of an otherwise unrelated event, social trend, or political ideology. The hambomb is always marked by a final concluding maxim such as "all .... are ... and I hate all ..." followed by a purposeful exit leaving no time for discussion.

Witnessing a hambomb is thought by many to be one of the most exhilarating and thrilling moments of their lives and should be cherished. Everyone loves their designated hambomber and always feels safe in their presence.

When wiggy decreed that he was moving to germany because he could take the auto bon to avoid the republicans he hambombed.

hambomb by hambombed May 12, 2011

hambonied 

adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.

Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!

hambonied by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

hamboned

To get really nice and drunk.

I'm getting hamboned tonight.

hamboned by Anonymous April 14, 2003

hamboned

the act of being so drunk that your floating somewhere between hammered and fucked aka boned.

dude 20 bucks says shes gonna be hamboned after that funnel of wine

we might be drunk but hes sooo hamboned right now he cant even figure out the concept of shoes right now

hamboned by liquid524 December 4, 2009

Tambombed 

Dangerous effect of an Absorption drunk by method of alcohol soaked tampon inserted into body cavity .

Getting tambomed or absorption drunk is a dangerous way to get way to drunk with little alcohol. When you drink it filters through the stomach and the liver. However when using the method of getting "Tambombed" or absorption alcohol from a body cavity is a direct but unsafe method of getting drunk using a tampon soaked in booze.

Tambombed by electromagneticgroove May 9, 2011

hexbombed

The act of getting bombed ( usually while buffing at blue portal or during a master level raid ) by hexorcist the 50th level warlock of mordred

hexorcist is typically seen in his mortal state bombing pep rallys and large sports gatherings

"Holy fucking shit guys, we just got hexbombed."

"FUCK! HEX BOMB INCOMING!"

hexbombed by Michael Snajiop February 17, 2008