halfnard 

derogatory term for an idiot literally meaning having only one testicle.

"What an idiot! That halfnard over there doesn't know my ass from a hole in the ground."

"Hey leave him alone. It's not his fault he had mumps as a child. Besides, I don't see him poking his stick in the hole in the ground!"

halfnard by ken69 January 27, 2009

half-naked

adj. shirtless; topless. (Used of both guys and girls.)

A mob of half-naked people ran out of the burning YMCA.

half-naked by kadatz May 11, 2010

Halaked 

A time where a professional hockey athlete, primarily a superstar, is forced off his/her game, and is continuously shut down because of a phenomenal glove, stick, blocker, and pad saves performed by the opposing goaltender.

Alex Ovechkin and Sidney(Cindy) Crosby have been halaked out of the playoff.

Halaked by ninja3321 May 14, 2010

half naked 

Being absent of clothing in which one is only in underwear or half the body is missing all clothing.

He got half naked and his shlong was hanging out.

half naked by Burntsausage February 10, 2007

happy half-naked time 

1. To become very close to intercourse, but not achieve the desired result.
2. To believe that you are going to get lucky, and wind up with your dick in your hand at the end of the night.

Jimmy thought that he was going to get lucky with Isabelle, but it turned out to only be 'happy half-naked time'... poor guy.

happy half-naked time by jdillpickle May 12, 2007

halfbakery 

A place for people with WAY too many random ideas.

Me: I just got a wicked idea! Jet-Powered toilets!
Al.E Put it on the Halfbakery, man!

halfbakery by Shadow Phoenix December 28, 2007

Halfinated 

Having had just the first of two vaccine shots

Tony, who is only halfinated, contends he no longer has to wear a mask.

Halfinated by PahWah March 17, 2021