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hafflehoff by Dave is a gimp October 14, 2006
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Hazlehoff-ing
He was so drunk that he never saw the hazlehoff coming. I grabbed his underwear and gave him a huge wedgie while my friend gave him a guillotine choke.
He was fighting back while we were Hazlehoff-ing him, but he couldn't do anything about it.
He was fighting back while we were Hazlehoff-ing him, but he couldn't do anything about it.
Hazlehoff-ing by TheRealMarcusAurelius September 30, 2014
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hasslehoffed
Setting a coworkers screensaver or background picture to show David Hasslehoff's slightly erotic image.
hasslehoffed by MyShindAreGlowing July 10, 2014
David Hasslehoff
A word to describe someone who is exposing chest hair. Commonly used between office workers when someone is wearing a button down shirt with the top buttons undone and has no under shirt on.
Mike: Yo, you see Jeff today? He's totally pulling a David Hasslehoff.
Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.
Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.
David Hasslehoff by SPasquale February 20, 2009
hasslehoff
hasslehoff by Adam June 8, 2004
hasslehoff
To be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the Hoff did with the pizza incident.
Dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...
hasslehoff by Thy Lord thy Rob January 10, 2008
Hasslehoff
A nervous wank that emphasizes speed and stealth.
Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.
Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.
1. Man, my parents were having a party and i was a horny beast, so i had to hasslehoff my way through the night. Man im sore...
2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period
2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period
Hasslehoff by I Am a Banana December 18, 2006
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