Hancocked 

When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.

Witchita State and the Michigan Wolverines got Hancocked in the NCAA tournament.

Hancocked by BigFanUofL April 17, 2013

John Hancocked 

To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.

This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.

Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"

Sarah: "What?"

Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"

Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."

John Hancocked by Ugly Sweater December 12, 2010

halfcocked 

having a dick that is half the normal size. Having a dick that is half the size of your wife/girlfriends lover's dick (Primarily in the case of a cuckold). Inadequate penis

My halfcocked husband watches me take a real dick before cleaning up the mess

halfcocked by halfcocked January 21, 2007

Hancocked 

when a man confesses his love for a woman and her saying naa i DO NOT feel the same way, bare awkwardness ensuses

jeremy: i really like you <3
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have

jeremy is now offline

Hancocked by thats not art January 8, 2010

Johnny Halfcocked 

One who goes off half cocked, and drops stuff in shit. It helps if the person's name is Johnny but not necessary.

Hey!!

Johnny halfcocked just dropped that hacksaw blade in the oil sump.

Johnny Halfcocked by Big Clock August 6, 2009

Hancocked 

To be conned, swindled, screwed over, lied to etc.

Named for the former UK Health Secretary, who engaged in multiple extremely shady backdoor deals—not just the one he was ousted for.

“I thought this bitcoin investment scheme I saw on insta was legit, but I lost seven grand. I got properly Hancocked!”

Hancocked by A passer-by said June 27, 2021

Hancocked 

A person or thing completely inept at their job

"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"

Hancocked by King Quarmby June 28, 2021