1 definition by halfcocked

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having a dick that is half the normal size. Having a dick that is half the size of your wife/girlfriends lover's dick (Primarily in the case of a cuckold). Inadequate penis

My halfcocked husband watches me take a real dick before cleaning up the mess

#small dick #little cock #pencil dick #opposite of monster cock #opposite of 2c

by halfcocked January 19, 2007

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