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alternate spelling of the expression "oh god!"
napoleon says - "gwad"
by paul doll March 17, 2005
God What A Dick.

An expression conveying disapproval with the attitudes/actions of another person.

Usually used on the internet, but occasionally emulated in real-life (pronounced "gwahd", although mistaken for "god"). The last word could also be substituted for "Douche" or "Dumbass."

Tim: Hey Tom, can I borrow your car?
Tom: Sure, just don't get crunk and crash it like Jake did.
Tim: I can't believe he did that! GWAD.


James: Did you hear about Jake?
John: Yeah, he slept with Tim and Tom's sister!
James: GWAD!
by Mister Oxygen September 18, 2009
GWAD. Each letter stands for something else. G is gee. A is simply a. W is what. D is douche. so wen put together it means gee what a douche. This cud replace douche bag, retard, or but munch.
Look at the gwad with Barney backpack on the longboard.
by TeaJay February 17, 2009
The dried up left over cumball in a womens rectum after anal
Man my girl got gwad from me last week, that shit is nasty.
by Barber Shop Quartet April 02, 2015
A person Who is constantly acting gay and annoying others with thier acts of gayness in a conversation with another person.
Sirrye: Omg the vines are so cool.
Mike: Why are you such a G Wad?
Sirrye: Cause im a asshole.
by The Exile July 10, 2005
An omnipotent being that watches over negros "in da hood."
If normal society refers to a Canine lupus familiaris as "dog," and the reverse of a Canine lupus familiaris is the way we spell our Lord, surely our African American friends, who call a Canine lupus familiaris a "dawg," worship a Gwad?

Just food for thought.
by ~The Nameless One~ June 26, 2005
G-wad means girl with a dick. a hermafidite. It's dawg backkwards.
yo, that ugly motha fucker is a g-wad.
by DaBomb April 16, 2005
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