Omnipotent

A state of being all-powerful and godlike. In fact, it is being a god.

My demonic powers have made me OMNIPOTENT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

by Big Boss March 9, 2005

Omnipotent

Omni - All
Potent - (of a male) able to achieve an erection or to reach an orgasm.

Omnipotence is the ability to achieve an erection or orgasm at will, this ability is bestowed by few.
Notable examples: Ron Jeremy, God.

God: So I heard Ron Jeremy is omnipotent.
Angel: It seems he is your only equal.
God: SMITE HIM!

by 420noscopescrub April 9, 2015

Omnipotent

The coolest fucking kid on Hackforums

Omnipotent fucking fucked my fucking mom last fucking night and I enjoyed fucking watching because he's so fucking cool...FUCK!

by OmnipotentHF September 24, 2011

Omnipotent

The act of being everywhere at once.

God is omnipotent.

by sinx2100 December 10, 2009

Omnipotent

Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.

My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.

by LMxDurgex December 10, 2008

Omnipotence

Having unlimited or universal power.

Is God's omnipotence so vast that he could microwave a burrito so hot that he could not eat?

by Carne de Rez December 20, 2011

omnipotent

the all-powerful. A word people like to argue over.

whompy whomperson- i am the omnipotent.
binkerhead- no i am god.
whompy whomperson- you cant be god cuz i am god.
binkerhead-youre drunk.

by the omnipotent..aka me. April 8, 2009