alternate spelling of the expression "oh god!"
napoleon says - "gwad"
by paul doll March 18, 2005
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God What A Dick.

An expression conveying disapproval with the attitudes/actions of another person.

Usually used on the internet, but occasionally emulated in real-life (pronounced "gwahd", although mistaken for "god"). The last word could also be substituted for "Douche" or "Dumbass."
Example:

Tim: Hey Tom, can I borrow your car?
Tom: Sure, just don't get crunk and crash it like Jake did.
Tim: I can't believe he did that! GWAD.

Example:

James: Did you hear about Jake?
John: Yeah, he slept with Tim and Tom's sister!
James: GWAD!
by Mister Oxygen September 18, 2009
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GWAD. Each letter stands for something else. G is gee. A is simply a. W is what. D is douche. so wen put together it means gee what a douche. This cud replace douche bag, retard, or but munch.
Look at the gwad with Barney backpack on the longboard.
by TeaJay February 18, 2009
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An omnipotent being that watches over negros "in da hood."
If normal society refers to a Canine lupus familiaris as "dog," and the reverse of a Canine lupus familiaris is the way we spell our Lord, surely our African American friends, who call a Canine lupus familiaris a "dawg," worship a Gwad?

Just food for thought.
by ~The Nameless One~ June 26, 2005
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The dried up left over cumball in a womens rectum after anal
Man my girl got gwad from me last week, that shit is nasty.
by Barber Shop Quartet April 2, 2015
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Shortened version of the insult 'Gay Wad'
This is the original meaning of this term spanning back many decades to the 80's at least.
by GenericUsername69 December 22, 2022
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GWAD Cru was established in the summer of 2011 in Vancouver, BC and is made up of about 7 students from Lord Byng and Kitsilano Secondary. Alternate name is also "GWAD Cru and Occasional Others" The crew of friends enjoy partying, drinking, playing baseball and beerpong. GWAD Cru is known for its exclusivity and is difficult to get in on.
"Yo man I heard there was a rowdy party last night"

"Yeah bro the GWAD Cru was there."
by tehcrew September 4, 2011
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