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girl: omg he snogged that girl the first day they met

girl 2: ikr he is such a cud

girl 3: he just grabbed her and started kissing her

girl 2: eww what a cud
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A slang term for friend, Usually consist of a gangster handshake while saying it.
1:What up Cud?
2:Nm Holmes.
by Willy Outcelt February 04, 2008
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1. (noun) Food that has been chewed then swallowed then regurgitated then chewed again.

2. (noun) Replacement for curse words such as hell or fuck.

3. (verb) Also used as a replacement for curse words but is used in verb form.
1. Rod: " Hey Jake what is that cow chewing?"
Liam: " I believe he is chewing cud made from grass."

2. Cory: "What the cud does that little cheab think he's doing?!?"

3. Jake: "What was he cudding thinking when he bought that CCS griptape."
by ROD!!! September 28, 2011
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Compulsive Upgrade Disorder, referring to computer users who cannot keep a component for longer than a month (or less) without the need to upgrade it to something faster or better.
#1 - The first rule of CUD is, you do not talk about CUD.

#2 - The second rule of CUD is, you DO NOT talk about CUD.

#3 - If someone says stop, backs out, retracts a sale, the upgrade is over.

#4 - Two upgrades at a time.

#5 - One benchmark at a time.

#6 - No food, no drink

#7 - CUD will go on as long as it has to.

#8 - If this is your first day of CUD, you have to upgrade.
by Firestrm_ZA January 19, 2011
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A wad of chewing tobacco, such as Levi Garrett, Red Man, or Mail Pouch, not the ground-up rat shit sold under the Copenhagen or Grizzly brands.
Fool made me laugh so hard I swallowed my cud.
by England phi beta gamma June 14, 2008
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A slang term for the word cuddle. Cud is, like cuddle, a word used between couples, typically to express that one wants to perform the cud-ing.
NATHAN: what do you wanna do?
CAITLIN: I wanna cud!
by caitlin Perry January 23, 2008
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Another way of saying 'cuz', often used in year 12 2007 at Epping Boys High School. Made popular through a conversation in year 10 elective history where two boys were impersonating African American slang, one of the boys said the word 'cud'. When asked what it was, he replied 'Paul Walker says it in the fast and the furious' Since then it has spread and is often used by many of boys in the form.
1.'Sup cud?'
2.'Heya cud' - lol
by Indy is good in the sack June 10, 2007
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