gusquatch 

A very large, strong, hairy, yet intelligent and bipedal primate which bogarts overtime at soybean processing plants in Iowa. While normally gentle at work, it becomes enraged at extreme stupidity adversely affecting its workplace environment. This rage can only be calmed by scantily clad female redheads.
Gusquatches are generally harmless to creatures around them, however, cats may be subject to "whisker trims" and human males are frequently encouraged by gusquatches to give "titty twisters" to their mates. While gusquatch is indirectly responsible, some human males have been subject to being ghengis-khaned by their mates as a result. Always use caution and discretion when following the suggestions of a gusquatch.

Truck Driver Ron: "Damn, is that a bigfoot sweeping the parking lot?"
Truck Loading Indian: "No, that's just Gusquatch, bogarting that clean-up overtime again!"

gusquatch by creewolf May 5, 2008

susquatch 

A suspicious Sasquatch who only seems to come around when you’re just trying to do tasks with your crewmates.

Bots always sus the susquatch.

Tune in next week at 11 for a brand new episode of Finding Susquatch.

Damn susquatch just stole my Amazon packages!

Susquatch WAS the imposter.

susquatch by Vicki Veritas April 30, 2021

busquatchy 

Noun. Syn. for vagina.

Austen often claimed that Mabel's busquatchy was too dry, and that the "old rag-bag" required some lube.

busquatchy by fahquah April 12, 2007

Susquatch 

A suspicious person who is obviously trying not to appear to be suspicious but failing miserably.

A play on the term Sasquatch.

Look at that susquatch trying to sneak into the movie in a neon pink t-shirt!

He is such a susquatch!

Susquatch by UniversalMummy2 November 30, 2021