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Gundamentalism 

The worship of guns; a modern religion based on buying, owning, carrying and shooting large numbers of firearms in situations where they are not really necessary.
Gundamentalism promises to free you from the meaninglessness of everyday life by letting you stroke long hard objects and make loud noises while fantasizing about killing your enemies.
Gundamentalism by rewinn August 20, 2013
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Gundamentalism 

The worship of Gundams; a modern religion originating in Japan, based on the worship of giant robots fighting other, evil giant robots.

See also: Gundamentalist (an adherent to Gundamentalism)
I grew tired of other religions, so I decided to try out Gundamentalism. Now I worship giant anime robots!

fundamentalism 

The religious belief that every word of the sacred texts is literally true; stereotypically in Christianity and taken to such extremes. See also: fundamentalist.
Fundamentalism is the tragedy of all religions.

Christian Fundamentalism 

The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity (see God) that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
The Bush administration is a prime example of Christian fundamentalism gone horribly sour.

christian fundamentalism 

All you have to do is let Christ into your heart and you're saved. The worst religion on the planet. Worse than Scientology. It's destructive. It preaches that being born is a sin and that nobody but God can help you. THIS gives these fascists the licence to do whatever they want, so long as they let Christ into their hearts, all will be ok because through Vicarious Atonenment, Jesus saved us all. whatEVER!
Bush: "What's Christian Fundamentalism? Well, I'm gonna bomb the fuck out of Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and piss off Kim Jong Il with my hypocrisy and kill my own people by conspiring to have two planes launched into the twin towers in NY and a missile at the Pentagon....But it's ok, I'll just let christ into my heart and all will be forgiven"

islamic fundamentalism 

A non threatening ideology that will never cause a problem in Human Society.
This is a false statement: Islamic Fundamentalism is the greatest threat to Human society.

Gundamentalist

A gun A person who goes beyond the language of the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution and takes his or her unrestricted right to bear arms as a tenet of religious or quasi-religious faith.
A gun owner with a self-rightous additude toward him or her interpretation of the 2nd Amendment of the U.S. Constitution that they will go to extreme lengths to harass, slander, defame, and stalk those who disagree with them online who even disagrees with their views. Engaging in Doxxing, organized down voting (Cheating) on social media.
Willfully ignorant and unwilling to except that in their views on constitutional interpretation of the 2nd amendment are not the only one's out there. This cause a Gundamentalist to go into knee-jerk denial when approached with inconvenient truths regarding gun studies that don't fit their narrative.
One could say it's a spiritual movement without
The Gundamentalist went into a rage when someone showed him a peer reviews study that disproved his narrative on gun safety.
Gundamentalist by Libertatis December 13, 2014