8 definitions by rewinn

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The pleasure of complaining about being persecuted, when practiced by people who aren't actually being persecuted.
In an orgy of martyrbation, the fundamentalists complained that they were being persecuted for not being allowed to use tax dollars to promote their brand of religion.
by rewinn December 16, 2011

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A total disaster; a sudden event resulting in a complete change of fortunate among rivals, involving immense loss on one side and the total triumph of the other, often involving a carefully planned betrayal and brutal bloodletting. Based upon the "Red Wedding" event in "Game of Thrones".
Microsoft's 2013 reorganization was a complete red wedding, with engineers playing the Lannisters triumphant over their organizational rivals.
by rewinn July 12, 2013

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The worship of guns; a modern religion based on buying, owning, carrying and shooting large numbers of firearms in situations where they are not really necessary.
Gundamentalism promises to free you from the meaninglessness of everyday life by letting you stroke long hard objects and make loud noises while fantasizing about killing your enemies.
by rewinn August 18, 2013

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Dropping a huge load of Completely Ridiculous And Preposterous arguments into a debate, intending to overwhelm facts, reason and reality itself with large, destructive noise.
Climate change deniers respond to every IPCC report by crapetbombing media with tons of debunked theories, inane speculation, irrelevant snippets from ancient email, and the contents of their chamber pots.
by rewinn September 26, 2013

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A mental defect that makes you think you have discovered a place that already has people living there.

Those with this syndrome often take the stuff of the people living there because they think it's just lying around unclaimed. They also do whatever they want to the people living there, because this syndrome makes the sufferer believe that those are not really people. Finally, people with this syndrome often simply take over the property without really noticing the people who were already using it.

This syndrome was first described by Spike Lee in speaking of urban gentrification.
Here’s the thing: I grew up here in Fort Greene. I grew up here in New York. Then comes the motherfuckin’ Christopher Columbus Syndrome. You can’t discover this! We been here. You just can’t come and bogart. There were brothers playing motherfuckin’ African drums in Mount Morris Park for 40 years and now they can’t do it anymore because the new inhabitants said the drums are loud. We bought the motherfuckin’ house in nineteen-sixty-motherfuckin’-eight and now you call the cops? In 2013? Get the fuck outta here! Nah. You can’t do that. You can’t just come in the neighborhood and start bogarting and say, like you’re motherfuckin’ Columbus and kill off the Native Americans.
by rewinn October 16, 2014

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(n) The last little spurt that dribbles out after an orgasm; the opposite of precum; any insignificant or impotent finish to a noisy but unproductive pleasure..
(v) To try to draw a gun while multiple police officers are point weapons at you and telling you to surrender; to commit suicide by cop in an especially showy and stupid way; to do something pointlessly self-destructive out of a toxic mix of rage, arrogance and stupidity. Named after LeVoy Finicum, who set the standard.
(n) The Bundy Gang's orgy of self-stimulation ended with a little finicum in the snow.
(v) If you see red lights flashing in your mirror, don't finicum youself by doing anything stupid; just turn on your recorder, do as you are told, and if necessary, sue later.
by rewinn October 09, 2016

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The confessional, in Roman Catholicism.
I shouldn't have done that with you, but one trip to the SIN BIN and I'm forgiven. So let's do it again!
by rewinn November 11, 2010

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