2 definitions by GleefulSchizo666

Christian Fundamentalism

The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity (see God) that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.

The Bush administration is a prime example of Christian fundamentalism gone horribly sour.

by GleefulSchizo666 November 19, 2005

cannibalism

The solution to the human overpopulation problem.

People who think cannibalism is mean are bitches who should be eaten first.

by GleefulSchizo666 December 20, 2004