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Guilty Dick 

When a guy is unable to get an erection because he has yet to form an emotional connection with the female in question.
I have a guilty dick! I couldn't get it to stand because I felt like I didn't know her at all. I can't screw a stranger.
Guilty Dick by mxyb June 19, 2019

guilty dick 

The syndrome you have after fucking a new chick that you think might be dirty.

You start thinking you've caught something but most of the time it's nothing at all.
Guy 1: Man that bitch I fucked from the club was bangin, but I think I caught somethin...

Guy 2: Homey that's the guilty dick talkin. You're probably alright.
guilty dick by bouta 1 January 12, 2007

Guilt dick 

When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)
I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .
Guilt dick by Anothaone December 9, 2016

guilt dick 

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick
I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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