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Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.
We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.
by UnclePapi March 14, 2007

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Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.
We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.
by UnclePapi March 14, 2007

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Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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