When another does an audible guff (
fart) and you decide to drop a
silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the
offensive odour
Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops,
sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your
bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine
don't smell that bad