Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
The act of queefing in one's face
Guffing is my new secret move in the bedroom

I got totally guffed last night - so unexpected!

To spice things up in the bedroom, I'm gonna guf him tonight
Guffing by Broazvd August 2, 2024
Guffing is when you cuck your grandpa by interacting in sexual intercourse with your grandma right in front of him
I’m gonna guff you. I was guffing my best friends grandpa.
guffing by Snailgiver12 January 9, 2025
My friend, Aiden, was totally guffing last night
Guffing by Cock Wrangler 1984 January 31, 2026

Piggy Back Guffing 

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour
Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad
Piggy Back Guffing by Fatcatkim November 3, 2011
From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.
I'm gurfing chat !
gurfing by ryhverse November 19, 2022
The act of making animated GIFs animations using Photoshop, GIMP or some other graphics editing program.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm giffing Teen Wolf!
Giffing by obriens March 10, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
Next