guatamasay 

what did you say?

Can be use when you don't hear someone or when you are angry or surprised to the point where you think they didn't say what you just heard

Friend 1 - yo man i lost ur bag
Friend 2 - guatamasay??
Friend 1 - im sorry man

Friend 2 - u better be, u got 24 hrs to find it

guatamasay by Kingbraaaapp July 28, 2010

Guatamalan Mustache 

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

Guatamalan Mustache by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008

Guatamalan zipper 

The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.

Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.

Guatamalan zipper by hookah guttah 4 July 3, 2009

Guatamalan Dreidel

The sexual act of dipping your ballsack into hot sauce and then dipping said ballsack into the open mouth of your partner.

Dan was sleeping last night with his mouth open. So we gave him a Guatamalan Dreidel. (Laughter ensues)

Guatamalan Dreidel by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

Guatamala get down 

Borrowing a used condom, pounding in the ass, then switching the rubber outside-in and continuing smashing in the Vag. Bust a money shot, thus leaving devistation and if pregnancy occurs, leaving a 50/50 chance that you are the father.

(Gambling with life, pretty much)

Foo A)-Pretty much busted a Guatamala get down on this trick with Brads old rubber...hahaha Kid aint my son!!!

Foo B) Goddamn thats hateful!

Guatamala get down by Pound Master December 16, 2008

guatamala taco 

The act of shitting within a girls vagina, then moments later shoving the poo from her vagina all over her.

Dude, i totally gave her a dirty guatamala taco!

guatamala taco by Murkuro March 25, 2009

Guatamalan Face Plant 

(Ejactulatory Nasilpentroduciation)The act of recieving sperm through the nasil cavity. This can cause serious altercations to the human body, and if any of these altercations should occur, please visit your local physician.

Jaquando be sayin -

Bo, last night I be all up at my girls house and I be givin her dat Guatamalan face plant, B, if you be seein' dis shit you be getting all up on dat jelous, dawg.

Shaquivious be sayin -

Mayne, fuck dat shit, B, I wana get all up on dat Guatamalan Face Plant, dat shit be whack bo, I shot my girl, so she ain't got no face.

Guatamalan Face Plant by Shaquavanoctaquandoshawevaq January 30, 2010