Those damn pigeons left a spattering of guano on my car.
by AYB March 17, 2003
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Guano-a-guano- is a Jersey originated term that means "bullshit to bullshit". Best examples are when politicians (or extreme left wing liberals) begin debating a subject and you just know it's all going to be "politics as usual" or "guano-a-guano" match. Derived from the Spanish term "Mano-a-mano" - originally used in bullfighting by matadors trying to gain the popularity from the crowd. And of course Guano is the excrement from seabirds, bats and seals...

Also the rhetoric that spews from the mouths of socialist, anti capitalist liberals.
In 2011 when the republicans gain control of the house of representatives, I cant wait for the Guano-a-guano debates and rhetoric that will come from the liberals. I can't wait for Barrack Hussein Obama and Speaker of the House, John Boehner start their first session in Congress about repealing Obamacare. It's going to be guano-a-guano at it's best!
by BobNJ November 12, 2010
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A term steeped in the tradition of cringe-inducing humor, synonymous with painfully punny jokes and facepalm-worthy punchlines. "Guano a Guano" takes its inspiration from a pun on the Spanish phrase literally meaning "bat poop to bat poop," humorously interpreted as "bat to bat." This is a play on the English expression "mano a mano", meaning "hand to hand."
At the family reunion, Uncle Bob went full "guano a guano" with his barrage of cheesy jokes, much to the amusement (and discomfort) of his audience.
by Raul Terra June 8, 2023
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literally meaning bat feces, it can be substituted for shit as a much cooler alternative
Holy guano! This place smells like guano!
by Tehpola June 28, 2004
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adj. A person or thing that is insane, crazy, etc. Comes from the colloquial usage of bat shit, meaning the same thing. Guano is the Spanish word for bat droppings.
Person A: Holy shit did you see that guy mumbling to himself?

Person B: Yeah dude, he's guano for sure.
by NxNW September 6, 2010
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A small creature that lives under beds. They stand about a foot tall, have long pointed ears, and eyes that glow in the dark. They fight evil.
The guanoe ran out from underneath my bed towards the closet.
by geek717 May 19, 2009
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The word for an african delicassy which is, in fact, made from bat shit..
"dude! whats that your eating?!"

"its guano"

"GUANOOO?! whats that?!"

"dunno man, but it includes bat shit! want some!?"
by jordanshockhorror March 27, 2007
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