bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy

- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!

by el patron himself October 11, 2010

Guano girl

Any girl that is bat shit crazy.

Stephanie is a guano girl.

by Richard34 March 21, 2016

Guano

Money earned in an illegal manner. Dirty money.

Estéban: “Back when I was trapping I was making mad guano.”

by J. De Santos March 12, 2021