Guy who likes to get drunk and will be unable to walk or speak at the end of the night. Guano is also pretty much the standard beta kid who has a hard time talking to strangers and rather sits at home playing his videogames. Whenever he acts like a man, it's obvious that he googled how to be one, because he'll start talking about cars, weapons, or other "men stuff". Overall guano is pretty fun when he's around other dudes which is rather suspicious.
by thegovenatror March 1, 2014
by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008
1) A goopy, smelly vagina. A snotty stoonch.
2) A bat cave oozing truffle butter, cunk, guano or other poop-like deposits of organic matter.
Origin:
Spelunkers (cave explorers) commonly see piles of bat guano caking the floor of caves, along with stalactites, stalagmites and other crusty deposits.
Likewise, the human pootytang can produce an assortment of cunk, coochie butter, slag and cum that emits a fishy, tangy or mangy scent.
The rectum’s proximity to the twat also creates opportunities for dookie to stink up a woman’s coochie. Hence, “guano cave” is the technical term when we’re dealing with a pungent stoonch with visible gunk, that emits not just fishy, tangy or musty odor—but a robust, spicy, fecal fragrance.
Synonyms:
stoonch, dookie cookie, poopy pootytang, bat cave, skunk, rotten cookie, queefing wookie
2) A bat cave oozing truffle butter, cunk, guano or other poop-like deposits of organic matter.
Origin:
Spelunkers (cave explorers) commonly see piles of bat guano caking the floor of caves, along with stalactites, stalagmites and other crusty deposits.
Likewise, the human pootytang can produce an assortment of cunk, coochie butter, slag and cum that emits a fishy, tangy or mangy scent.
The rectum’s proximity to the twat also creates opportunities for dookie to stink up a woman’s coochie. Hence, “guano cave” is the technical term when we’re dealing with a pungent stoonch with visible gunk, that emits not just fishy, tangy or musty odor—but a robust, spicy, fecal fragrance.
Synonyms:
stoonch, dookie cookie, poopy pootytang, bat cave, skunk, rotten cookie, queefing wookie
Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Helga's guano cave. "Spelunking that snotty stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.
When asked about the smell, I told my friends she lived in a sewer pipe, slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to point at the dripping guano cave between her legs.
When asked about the smell, I told my friends she lived in a sewer pipe, slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to point at the dripping guano cave between her legs.
by Uncle Doodle August 19, 2016
by tagonist July 16, 2009
by Amanda Hawfitch March 27, 2003
A polite way of saying bat-shit crazy.
(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)
quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011
(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)
quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011
by hir0 August 20, 2011
Batshit Insane.
Crazy, in fact probably totally insane.
Acting in the manner of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa or Joaquin Phoenix on the Letterman show.
Hearing voices and imagining things that haven't happened or people saying things that they haven't.
Possibly caused by some recent trauma, however more than likely always present just brought to the surface in times of high emotion.
Crazy, in fact probably totally insane.
Acting in the manner of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa or Joaquin Phoenix on the Letterman show.
Hearing voices and imagining things that haven't happened or people saying things that they haven't.
Possibly caused by some recent trauma, however more than likely always present just brought to the surface in times of high emotion.
Person 1: "What's up with that girl talking to herself?"
Person 2: "She's been totally Guano Loco since her boyfriend moved to Greece and dumped her ass"
Person 2: "She's been totally Guano Loco since her boyfriend moved to Greece and dumped her ass"
by Bush Girl September 4, 2009