gruffball

A piece of faecal matter stuck to anal hair after excereting.

I have gruffballs stuck to my bottom.

gruffball by Gleebo August 10, 2009

Grifball

A game created by Burnie Burns, the creator of Red vs Blue. It is a game, played on Halo 3 Foundry, where there is a bomb in the middle of the playing field and either team must take the bomb and score it by planting it on the opponent's side of the field.

David: Oh man, I was so close to scoring on the other team in the Grifball tournament!
Joe: I've seen you play. You suck so bad, I bet that the other team almost let you score to make your team feel better.
David:...no you.

Grifball by Grifball fan April 23, 2008

gruffalo 

A bear shaped bipedal character from children’s stories. A gruffalo's lower jaw extends beyond the upper jaw with two large upward pointing teeth. The gruffalo has a heart of gold but it's outward appearance is that of one that does not wish to be messed with.

The term gruffalo can be used as a semi-endearment to describe someone who is quite gruff (traditional meaning) i.e. with a temporary but short and snappy introductory temperament. A gruffalo likes to show that he is gruff (by moving things roughly and hunching the shoulders) but is capable of maintaining a reasonable (if a little gruff) conversation if you wish to. The gruffalo often appears in the morning and arrives late at the office so his gruffness is visible to other staff.

oh - look out! here comes the gruffalo.

gruffalo by Professor of new English July 1, 2005

gruffalo 

It is a term used to describe the most foul looking women you could possibly imagine. These women only are seen when they come out of the lagoon in order get action by cornering unsuspecting, drunk men. This term is not to be taken lightly.

Matt, Bill, and Garrett have hooked up with gruffaloes.

gruffalo by Schorry July 23, 2008

gruffbag 

The act of making ones partners rectal sphinkter contract violently by squeezing them round the waist in a bear hug.

You dirty gruffbager.
Take this gruffbag bitch.

gruffbag by Piglover November 6, 2006

Grumball 

The collective noun for a group of (usually middle aged, to more elderly)men complaining about boringly repetitive topics. These grumpy gatherings will traditionally congregate around the bar rooms of sporting clubs or a secluded corner of a social function. The introduction of fresh ideas, or participation in the discussion by a passing spouse will be instantly shunned by the collectively insular nature of the group.

"Bye dear, going down to meet the boys at the Grumball"
"OK, have a good time, let me know how it goes".
"I can't, sorry".

Grumball by Table of Knowledge October 2, 2016

Gruffalo 

A fat hairy gigalo.

Look at that Gruffalo giving that dude head in the dark scary alley behind the Chinese food place!

Gruffalo by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023