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A bear shaped bipedal character from children’s stories. A gruffalo's lower jaw extends beyond the upper jaw with two large upward pointing teeth. The gruffalo has a heart of gold but it's outward appearance is that of one that does not wish to be messed with.

The term gruffalo can be used as a semi-endearment to describe someone who is quite gruff (traditional meaning) i.e. with a temporary but short and snappy introductory temperament. A gruffalo likes to show that he is gruff (by moving things roughly and hunching the shoulders) but is capable of maintaining a reasonable (if a little gruff) conversation if you wish to. The gruffalo often appears in the morning and arrives late at the office so his gruffness is visible to other staff.
oh - look out! here comes the gruffalo.
by Professor of new English June 22, 2005
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It is a term used to describe the most foul looking women you could possibly imagine. These women only are seen when they come out of the lagoon in order get action by cornering unsuspecting, drunk men. This term is not to be taken lightly.
Matt, Bill, and Garrett have hooked up with gruffaloes.
by Schorry October 23, 2005
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a girl that looks like the mix between a gorilla and buffalo
jake: omg that girl steff last night looked like a total gruffalo dude!
me: i kno man i almost threw up my blueberry rofl
by Jwalken August 01, 2007
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a buffalo and a gruffalo
when a gruffalo is mad, sad and happy it makes a d=soubnd like this "GRUFFALOOOOOO!!!!!!" and when they are mad and going to eat you its "IM GONA FUCKEN EAT YOU!!!!'
by the mankaido fucker April 16, 2010
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The best of the best. A bad-ass mother fuckin' mother fucker who ever fucked a mother.
Hey Kyle, you know steven right? Yeah, why? He is such a gruffalo.
by Gruffalo101 July 14, 2011
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A term coined by the SF08, refering to a hairy beast of a man. Can often be found whistling his own theme song "Gruffalo Soldier"

Said he was a...

Gruffalo Soldier
Back-hair Rasta
Buffalo Soldier- in the heart of Ras al Khaimah, etc

by SF08 August 06, 2008
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Hairy faced beast typically known to send nudes to unsuspecting young girls, he uses his immensely large penis to attract both male and females through popular social media sites through "stories" and other methods, Gruffalo's are rare however one male in every friendship group is said to have one. There is major speculation that there is only one true Gruffalo amongst the men of this planet.
Chrissy: I received a very strange snapchat the other night, i think the guy was a Gruffalo as his penis was very large and intimidating, but surely there is only one Gruffalo....have i found him?

Billy: Slow the boat, thats a big cock, leave me be im only eleven! I think i just saw a Gruffalo

Jamie: i look into the mirror each night and wonder, why has God given me the gift of such a large wang, am i the Gruffalo....?
by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017
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