3 definitions by Table of Knowledge
BOOZITY, (ˈbʊz i tee)
noun
1. Physics
a. The natural variation of conventional gravitational force that breasts experience during movement; contrary to the force of attraction exerted by a celestial body, such as Earth, upon objects at or near its surface, tending to draw them toward the center of the body.
Tittybong, the glorious movement caused by Boozity, this is exacerbated by running, jogging, jumping and/or the fitment of an inappropriate (size or function) support garment.
BOOZITY remains constant at the earths surface, variations to Tittybong are brought about by movement, support effectiveness, volume or the individual breast's ability to Tittybong.
Note: There will be dramatic variations to Tittybong brought about by cosmetic variations to natures gifts.
Exaggerated displays of Tittybong is sometimes used to lure unsuspecting, often less intelligent, mates by crafty exponents.
noun
1. Physics
a. The natural variation of conventional gravitational force that breasts experience during movement; contrary to the force of attraction exerted by a celestial body, such as Earth, upon objects at or near its surface, tending to draw them toward the center of the body.
Tittybong, the glorious movement caused by Boozity, this is exacerbated by running, jogging, jumping and/or the fitment of an inappropriate (size or function) support garment.
BOOZITY remains constant at the earths surface, variations to Tittybong are brought about by movement, support effectiveness, volume or the individual breast's ability to Tittybong.
Note: There will be dramatic variations to Tittybong brought about by cosmetic variations to natures gifts.
Exaggerated displays of Tittybong is sometimes used to lure unsuspecting, often less intelligent, mates by crafty exponents.
The Tittybong was mesmerising, like waves on the beach, like the wind through her hair, I love BOOZITY!
by Table of Knowledge January 2, 2014
The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.
There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.
There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.
"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".
"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!
"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!
by Table of Knowledge September 26, 2016
The collective noun for a group of (usually middle aged, to more elderly)men complaining about boringly repetitive topics. These grumpy gatherings will traditionally congregate around the bar rooms of sporting clubs or a secluded corner of a social function. The introduction of fresh ideas, or participation in the discussion by a passing spouse will be instantly shunned by the collectively insular nature of the group.
"Bye dear, going down to meet the boys at the Grumball"
"OK, have a good time, let me know how it goes".
"I can't, sorry".
"OK, have a good time, let me know how it goes".
"I can't, sorry".
by Table of Knowledge September 26, 2016