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Grouchy Rabbit 

The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com
Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:

Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.

Fact: Nudists are never attractive

Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.

To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.

Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.

Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)

Grouchy-pouncy 

A person who acts in a grouchy manner towards others, and pounces like a tiger when speaking to them.
Kelsey is a grouchy-pouncy, always in a bad mood for no reason.
Grouchy-pouncy by KRKelsey August 31, 2009

grouchy weasel 

When the girl's on top (reverse cowgirl) and you form your hand in the shape of a weasel's head and burrow it into her asshole saying, "Pop goes the Weasel!"
I snuck a grouchy weasel into Gretchen last night, and she moaned like a Wildebeest!
grouchy weasel by _Smit July 31, 2011
1. Complainer: A habitually bad-tempered or complaining person.

2. Complaint: An instance of or cause for complaining.

3. Bad mood: A mood characterized by complaining or sulking.
Grouchy people are annoying.
Grouchy by Jafje April 15, 2007
extremely disgusting, hoe-ish, a dirty-bitch, &grimey.
"ew ;that hoe's gronchy."
Gronchy by Justine.<3. October 28, 2007

Grouchypants 

A person who is bothered and is in a state of grouchiness.
Grouchypants by Lawie16 August 25, 2011