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Phone Grope 

Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.
Dude, stop that.

What?

Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?
Phone Grope by RogueSun June 1, 2006
Word of the Day on November 10, 2007
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Growel is a word used randomly to confuse someone via message or in person. It has no proper definition it’s just a random with no meaning that confuses people.
Sean: we should sort a session for next week.
Conor: ye lad 100%
Ryan: Growel
Sean: What ?
Conor: Wtf does that mean
Growel by Hello There 66 February 14, 2019
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grovelling 

something that is done when someone under control steps out of line and has to beg for forgiveness, usually has to apologise profusely while kneeling down and kissing the feet of their owner until they've seen enough to forgive them. This is another way of seeing how dedicated one is to their new position to serve their goddess.
I want to see my bitch grovelling at my feet for hours until i think he knows what his done wrong
grovelling by Hecticmanetic March 2, 2015

Mercy Grope 

When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.
Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.

Gropenfuhrer 

This tag for Arnold Schwarzenegger actually was coined by Steve Lopez, a writer for the Los Angeles Times, in a column the day after the recall election that installed Arnold as governor, in spite of his acknowledged history of breast and booty grabbing (or, as Arnold described it, "being playful"). Garry Trudeau made Lopez's term nationally famous in the "Doonesbury" cartoons. It's a pun on a German term for a group leader, "gruppenfuhrer."
Governator Gropenfuhrer
Gropenfuhrer by Mark Hertzog February 8, 2004

Marchini Grope 

To feel an object all over so that you do not actually "see" a Smirnoff Ice.
Mike "Yo, who opened this bag and didnt drink the Ice that was in here?"
Max "Chris did the ol' Marchini Grope so he wouldn't see the Ice, and could hide it himself."
Everyone "What a bitch!"
Marchini Grope by Gronk88 May 16, 2017
1. someone who tries to sneak sexual touching while the other person is unaware.
2. takes advantage of people who are passed out
3. a pervert
4. a man who gets tossed out of a strip club for unauthorized touching of a stripper.
Rich is such a groper, he got shit canned out of Cheetas when he grabbed Candy's teats.
groper by Bud E Love May 6, 2003