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Grizzlar bear 

Half-polar bear
Half-grizzly hybrid

A truly Omnipotent being, evolution to the highest level of creation!
This deity should be conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe

The term omnipotent Grizzlar bear has been used to connote a number of different positions. These positions include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything, i. e. the answer to "can Grizzlar bear do x" is always "yes", regardless of what x may be. However this leads to obvious contradictions and is a view rarely held by humans. Although it can be argued that to try and rationalize Grizzlar bear`s omnipotent power is a vain undertaking, since we cannot ever really understand Grizzlar bear`s power, and is perhaps better to take it on faith.

2. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is logically possible for Grizzlar bear to do.

3. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that Grizzlar bear chooses to do.

4. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is in accord with His own nature (thus, for instance, if it is a logical consequence of Grizzlar bear's nature that what Grizzlar bear speak is truth, then Grizzlar bear is not able to lie).

5. Hold that it is part of Grizzlar bear's nature to be consistent and that it would be inconsistent for Grizzlar bear to go against His own laws unless there were a reason to do so.
"The Grizzlar bear is the work of evolution, and it is without doubt the most omnipotent of all beings on this earth!"

Most Grizzlar bear`s are just 99% omnipotent, leaving them somewhat mortal to gunshots.

It is comon belief that the "Church" is behind the resent assassinations of Grizzlar bear`s, in an effort to delay the coming of the 100% omnipotent Grizzlar bear.
Grizzlar bear by Fishbourne February 27, 2008
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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What a fucking nerd neck!

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Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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A:*gah*
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A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
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