by bail69 December 22, 2007
A myocardial infarction, more commonly know as a heart attack. It is the leading cause of death all over the world for both men and women.
by Stargoat January 13, 2010
by P-Scrilla February 16, 2009
brain washed hippies who believe different types of crystals, usually high in cost, can fix different problems in life.
see also; coping mechanism
see also; coping mechanism
I spent $100 on a rock today so I can post blurry photos on Instagram to show how much of a crystal gripper I am.
by Rev. Kins February 27, 2014
A Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Chick-Fil-A.
by Confirmologist6969 June 12, 2020
A dump, defecation, shit or state of constipation that is so painful and so difficult to work out that one must grab the handicap bars within the stall in order to brace and provide leverage for the almost birth like pushing that is required to eventually reach the point of release.
Myron suffered from the worst case of constipation that he had ever encountered. This, combined with his severe external hemorrhoids created the perfect turd birthing storm and he went to the restroom and had a Bar Gripper until he finally released his demon turd.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015
An individual that has not mastered the art of giving the perfect hand job. One that tugs way too hard and way to tight making what should be a pleasurable, orgasmic handy feel like one's cock is being dismembered from their pubic region.
Hey braaaahhh. Sheila offered to give me a handy if I meet her in the study room at the library. I'm heading there right now. Come watch.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
by Eaton Holgoode October 27, 2015