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Fapping, or more commonly used as have sex in a bathtub
Me and my ex are pruning tonight, so I can't come to your party.
Pruning by StarGoat December 15, 2014

Burglarsonarceny

Burglarsonarceny is the crime of burglary, arson, and larceny committed in one act. First committed (and coined) by Bender Bending Rodriquez of Futurama fame.
Phil committed burglarsonarceny. Now he gets to go to jail.
Burglarsonarceny by Stargoat August 26, 2013

Marketing Department 

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
The revolution is coming, so I recommended to Jenny that she move out of the marketing department. She laughed at me. Well, my conscience is clear.
Marketing Department by Stargoat August 26, 2013

Millwall F.C. 

Millwall F.C. is an English football (soccer) team from London. Millwall plays at The Den, which is in Bermondsey, not Millwall proper. Millwall is a prototypical second and third tier football team, though occasionally they will break into the top tier of English football. Millwall is unfortunately associated with some of the more undesirable aspects of football, including hooliganism.

Millwall has a famous chant proclaiming 'No one likes us', but clearly that is not the case, as they have supporters all over the world.
Millwall F.C. is a football club from London.

No one likes us, we don't care, we are Millwall, Super Millwall, we are Millwall from the Den.
Millwall F.C. by Stargoat November 6, 2012
1. Team mascot for the Cincinnati baseball team.

2. Nick name for Liverpool FC.

3. Slur for American Indians.

4. Slang for Communists, particularly Russian or Red China.

5. Street-name for Seconal--a barbiturate/downer.
1. The Reds again failed to make the play-offs.

2. The Reds are the most successful football team in England.

3. The Reds attacked the wagon train.

4. The Reds have invaded Cambodia.

5. Don't mix Reds and Alcohol.
Reds by Stargoat October 13, 2012

Friendly Derby

The Friendly Derby is a football match between rival Merceyside clubs, Everton FC and Liverpool FC. Sometimes referred to as the Merceyside Derby or in Liverpool simply as the Derby. Unlike people from London or Manchester, Scousers respect each other regardless of football club and get along well together. Sections for each club will exist at these matches, but there is a good deal of intermingling. This could not happen at other derbies. As long as both clubs are in the English Premier League, there are two friendly derbies a year, the first at Goodison Park, and the second at Anfield.
Ideally, there are six Friendly Derbies in a year, one at Goodison Park, one at Anfield, three at Wembley (League Cup Final, FA Cup Final, Community Shield), and one at a neutral location (Champions League Final).

We're all scousers at the friendly derby. Let's have a drink together.

The friendly atmosphere between supporters rarely extends onto the pitch at the Friendly Derby. Since the inception of the Premier League, it has seen more red cards than any other game.

The FA is stupid to separate scousers at the friendly derby. Unless they are concerned we'll all riot together against their anti-Liverpudlian bigotry.
Friendly Derby by Stargoat October 2, 2012

Homercles 

A sexually aroused Homer Simpson poorly pretending to be Hercules.
Come to Homercles!

Homercles cares not for beans!
Homercles by Stargoat December 26, 2011