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Gay as Gridiron 

When something is completely gay and cannot get any gayer.
Fred: That guy is really gay.
Barney: Yeah, he is as gay as gridiron.
Gay as Gridiron by superchuck94 April 26, 2011
When the quarterback of your fantasy football team throws a huge touchdown pass to your opponent's wide receiver.
(watching the game on TV)
C'mon, Manning! Throw us a touchdown this play! Dropping back!...throws!...yes, yes!, YES!!... NOOOO!!! Not to Reggie Wayne! Anyone but Wayne! Awwww, man! Touchdown! Dammit!!

Dude! WTF! We're winning!

Yeah, I know but my fanatasy team isn't and I needed that play to win. My opponent has Wayne and just got the same points.

Man! Talk about your gridirony!
gridirony by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2010
Refers to American and Canadian football.
Gridiron is a great sport.
Gridiron by left4ded September 21, 2005

Gridiron Gang Bang 

Noun. A situation in which a being (male or female, most commonly a mammal) engages in sexual activity with an entire football team simultaneously.
Kyle found it difficult to walk the morning after his gridiron gang bang with the Denver Broncos.
Gridiron Gang Bang by Nitram Rolyat September 16, 2008
Refers to American and Canadian football.
I love the gridiron.
Gridiron by left4ded April 13, 2005

gridiron hold 

To shove an ENTIRE football into ones anus. WARNING: you won't want to play with the football after you do this.
After john showed me his clutch gridiron hold video, I had to try it myself.