Theory developed by
two Shawnee High School graduates that states the following:
1) Females that attend, or have attended, Greenon High School will be socially attached to students or alumni of Greenon for the rest of their lives.
2) Females that attend, or have attended, Greenon High School are physically unable to
date male companions that are associated, or have been associated, with school districts outside of the Greenon School District (Such actions as "Leading On", "Accidental Flirting", "Cock Teasing", and "Screwing Guys Over" are the resultants of non-Greenon based companionship).
3) Greenon students and alumni naturally form "cliques" in their high school careers, and then transfer these "cliques" to public universities throughout the state of Ohio (Exceptions include overweight weed smokers that
fail to
get decent enough grades to
get themselves into a public institution, and thus end up shoveling cow shit at Young's
Jersey Dairy until they're 45 years of age).
4) The "above average" looking females (6 out of 10 in a normal
society) are looked more as 9 and 10 out of 10 rated individuals in the town of Enon due to the fact that half the
female population in Enon is eligible for the "Best in Show" award in the Dairy
Cow category at the annual Clark County Fair.
5) If you do not, or have not, attended Greenon High School, seeking companionship with a "Knight" will lead to
failure (often results in drunken
phone calls, sobbing, punching of walls, use of poor judgment, and possible altercations with Greenon students and or alumni).
Joe, from a standard public school, meets Susie of Greenon High School. They hang out every weekend for some three months, but unexpectedly, Susie begins to avoid
Joe and becomes a total
bitch. Joe has just come in contact with the theory of "Greenononia".