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Bash A Granny Out 

For a male to engage in sexual intercourse with a female (possibly of loose moral character); and do so with such vigour that the effects are felt generationally with, perhaps, ageing effects.
(Sid) Did you see the tits on that?
(Johnny) I did; I'd bash a granny out of that one!

bang the granny out of 

To indicate the desire for intercourse with a female. Usually in cockney terminology, when drunkenly pulled a bit of fluff (bird, girl), and blatantly let her know you want to slip her one.
I want to bang the granny out of you, or I can't wait to bang the granny right out of you, you look bloody hot.
bang the granny out of by Hypnosid October 21, 2007

Smashing the black granny out of it 

An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.
On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.

rip the granny out of 

'look at your car! you've ripped the granny out of it!'
rip the granny out of by kxix August 3, 2004

drain the granny out of it 

Draining the granny out of something is when you get every little last bit.
*person who is known for taking large sips* "hey ,can I have a sip of your drink?"
*person with drink* "sure but don't drain the granny out of it"
Word of the Day on September 3, 2017

Smash the granny out of her 

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!