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1.
Either

1) Incorrect usage in the phrase, "take for GRANTED",

or

2) Attributing dullness or stupidity to the object of said phrase.
My girl always takes me for granite.
by Blvtarsky November 17, 2010
 
2.
Something that is disgusting.
My girlfriend cooked me dinner last night and it was granite!
by kwinksy July 30, 2008