1 definition by Derek O'Malley

a stupid little ignorant cunt who thinks he's right ALL the time and acts like a little 7 year old child insulting and arguing with people over the internet, just for the sake of arguing.
Granitic: give me the definition of "cock".
Randomer: you want me to look up a vulgar word?
Granitic: Cock isn't vulgar.
Randomer: I will not give you the definition of a vulgar word
Granitic: cock is not vulgar, its a roosters cockhead
by Derek O'Malley September 18, 2008
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