granit that lives in Kosovo flashes money around, however he doesn't seem to have one penny in his pocket, he will soon be an immigrant of our beloved England. he is a homosexual however does not like to admit it.
by kosovare.mutsmelly May 1, 2019
Something that is disgusting.
by kwinksy July 31, 2008
by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020
Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.
Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.
by Recovering Granitite January 14, 2012
Extremely hard but at the same time most unstable and volatile element in the universe. Decays instantaneously to water upon contact with anything else whatsoever. Thus far detected only once in the vacuum of an ego-centrifuge, where it probably was created by the extreme condensation of an ego with utmost unnecessary self-esteem surplus.
Don't burst into tears, you little piece of d-granite!
by Dr. No 2000 January 12, 2011
The act of snowboarding on slightly iced roads by tying a rope to a moving car and holding onto that rope as you try to stay on the snowboard.
Scottie: The roads just froze over, you wanna go granite surfing later tonight?
Mack: Sounds good, lemme go get the car.
Mack: Sounds good, lemme go get the car.
by StuckInChantilly January 28, 2011
Contrary to popular belief, it is *not* the meth capital of the US. Or the pacific northwest. Or Washington State. Or even Snohomish County!
It is, however, a small little redneck town nestled outside of Seattle. The drug of choice is actually marijuana, and rightfully so. Inhabited mainly by juggalos and rednecks who hang out at the library gazebo and draw penises and raver code all over the walls. People who live in Granite Falls only move there so they can complain about not being anywhere besides Granite Falls.
You never mention Lake Stevens' school distract around Granite Kids. The rivalry is potent and lingering.
You never say anything bad about juggalos, ICP, drugs, or rave culture.
You never call the weird kids 'emo' unless they tell you otherwise.
You stand in the Saratoga trail with your gravity bong and smile through glazed eyes. When you trip on a log and fall into the gravel, god damn you if you don't bleed black and orange.
It is, however, a small little redneck town nestled outside of Seattle. The drug of choice is actually marijuana, and rightfully so. Inhabited mainly by juggalos and rednecks who hang out at the library gazebo and draw penises and raver code all over the walls. People who live in Granite Falls only move there so they can complain about not being anywhere besides Granite Falls.
You never mention Lake Stevens' school distract around Granite Kids. The rivalry is potent and lingering.
You never say anything bad about juggalos, ICP, drugs, or rave culture.
You never call the weird kids 'emo' unless they tell you otherwise.
You stand in the Saratoga trail with your gravity bong and smile through glazed eyes. When you trip on a log and fall into the gravel, god damn you if you don't bleed black and orange.
Oh, he's from Granite Falls.
by cherryPercussionist August 10, 2011