grandofile

A young person who loves to make love to people twice their age.

Heather is in a grandofile relationship with her employer.

grandofile by Heyoka August 11, 2003

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Grandomized

Randomized on a grand scale.

The poker tournament was amazing. It was so sporadic the dealer said it was totally grandomized.

Grandomized by King_Of_English September 8, 2018

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grandofile • Grandilex • Grandomized • Trandofile

Trandofile

A person or persons obsessed with being wrapped in plastic wrap by people dressed as aliens.

Jeff: Hey Ben. Do you want to Trandofile tonight?
Ben: Absolutely! You bring the plastic wrap, I'll bring the alien costume...
Jeff: Thunder!

Trandofile by Scharamouche May 19, 2010

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Grandilex

Grandilex is a very good looking gentleman that is good at everything and has a 10 inch dick

Someone: Dam look its Grandilex
Someone else: Holy shit doesn't he have like a 10 inch dick

Grandilex by I love Grandilex March 26, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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