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Grandomized

The poker tournament was amazing. It was so sporadic the dealer said it was totally grandomized.
Grandomized by King_Of_English September 8, 2018
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Trandofile 

A person or persons obsessed with being wrapped in plastic wrap by people dressed as aliens.
Jeff: Hey Ben. Do you want to Trandofile tonight?
Ben: Absolutely! You bring the plastic wrap, I'll bring the alien costume...
Jeff: Thunder!
Trandofile by Scharamouche May 19, 2010

Grandilex 

Grandilex is a very good looking gentleman that is good at everything and has a 10 inch dick
Someone: Dam look its Grandilex
Someone else: Holy shit doesn't he have like a 10 inch dick
Grandilex by I love Grandilex March 26, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026