grandofile

A young person who loves to make love to people twice their age.

Heather is in a grandofile relationship with her employer.

grandofile by Heyoka August 11, 2003

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Grandomized

Randomized on a grand scale.

The poker tournament was amazing. It was so sporadic the dealer said it was totally grandomized.

Grandomized by King_Of_English September 8, 2018

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Trandofile

A person or persons obsessed with being wrapped in plastic wrap by people dressed as aliens.

Jeff: Hey Ben. Do you want to Trandofile tonight?
Ben: Absolutely! You bring the plastic wrap, I'll bring the alien costume...
Jeff: Thunder!

Trandofile by Scharamouche May 19, 2010

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Grandilex

Grandilex is a very good looking gentleman that is good at everything and has a 10 inch dick

Someone: Dam look its Grandilex
Someone else: Holy shit doesn't he have like a 10 inch dick

Grandilex by I love Grandilex March 26, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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