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when you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth.
paulina popped out her dentures and gave me one of the best grandma's ever.
by sean January 03, 2005
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I'll take two shots of Grandma please.

I can't get the taste of Grandma out of my nouth.
by Ryan Robertson March 07, 2005
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n. A long ash on the end of a cigarette, indicating that the smoker has not inhaled recently.
Johnny liked holding the cigarette to look cool, but he didn't like the smoke, so he always ended up with a grandma
by Methatsetis March 14, 2009
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they are funny old women
My Mom;s Mom is a grandma
by screamyourheadoff August 10, 2008
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your bong, new hip nickname in the sand hook/monmouth county are in nj.
Dude 1 : Yo, check my new grandma!

Dude 2 : Damn! She hits like Mike Tyson son!
by Wayneo Insano May 08, 2009
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SEE: vag (#2) especially look at the last example
I did your grandma but her vag was too fuggin loose!
by y-dont-u-die March 29, 2005
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A mother of a mother. If she has grandchildren , then she is a builtin free baby-sitter and or someone that can help or watch your children for you , since they don't have anything else to do.
Mother: Hey mom what are you doing tonight?

Grandma: Nothing just watching NCIS

Mother: Then can you watch Timmy for me ?

Grandma: What are you doing? Yes I can
by Some who knows! January 27, 2014
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