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Noun. Breasts so pendulous and saggy that they could be knees.
Michael's mom was fine when she was young, but now she's got a pair of knits.
by Jojo Lemon May 08, 2005
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A girl who is hot where it matters. i.e. between the KNees and tITs.
She isn't the cutest, but she's super knit!
by halbey January 30, 2009
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One who is seen as a fool and a "retard"
Oh thats Shane Moran, he's a knit.
by Evan_The_Legend February 18, 2011
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Warren knits ALOT but he'll never admit to it.

Cathy: I knit a whole damn blanket last night.
Sam: HA I so beat you, I knit a blanket and a pillow case!
Cathy: DAMN... you win!!!
by ~sami~ <3 September 12, 2007
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It sounds backwards but I like to buy a new sweater then knit another one
by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006
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To kill somebody, usually a square
by joe scrub January 21, 2007
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