Grade Grubber

Someone who feels the need to have a better score than anyone else in the known (and perhaps unknown) universe. If someone gets a higher score, the grade grubber seeks an immediate answer to the question of why s/he does not have the highest, bestest, prettiest score, most colorful star, or brightest happy face sticker, and thus proceeds to not shut up about it for 12 days until the next grade issue arises.

Jenny is a grade grubber.

Grade Grubber by hollyweirdo April 30, 2010

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grade grubber

one who does all he or she can to get a point added to their score; over achiever

boy: "mr. jones, you accidentally marked number 7 wrong when clearly it's correct."

class:"gosh billy don't be such a grade grubber!"

grade grubber by meganiss November 6, 2009

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Grade grubber

Noun. The guy who doesn't shut up about what he got on that quiz, or sets out after an exam to compare grades with others, usually because he knows he did extremely well. motivations include the desire to brag, or the desire to make others feel bad about their own grades.

Them: What did you get on #14? I put C, so I know for sure I got ONE wrong. This is going to bring my exam average down to a 97%.
You: Fuck off, grade grubbers. No one cares

Grade grubber by O Chem October 7, 2008

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grade-grubber

See definition: Korean

Man, that kid is such a grade-grubber!

grade-grubber by ZiggyZ May 12, 2006

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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