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Goth Ball 

(noun vb. adj.) Huge, fat, motherfucking Goth girls or Boys. These fuckers think black is slimming but in fact black emphasizes their Monster Truck Carcasses. Most look like like "BUTTERBALL- The CENOBITE fron the first Hellrasier movie." Goth Balls normally thrive around other goths; more like smaller goths orbit them. These fat fuckers think they're cool...they're quite the opposite...they're Hot...and sweaty, smelling quite foul under all those layers of PVC, Leather on cloth. Goth Balls should be rediculed at all times. They tend to be FEMALES DATING Goth Men with ectomorph body frames( aka "Goth Klubz"- Goth Ball Chasers, as in chubby chasers!) The male variety tend to be big girls anyway, cause they're usually gay to begin with; occasionally stating and falsifing bisexual status(they kind of have to, who'ld wanna fuck these fat freaks anyway and they have to take what they can get aside from what they eat. Goth Balls appear gloomy, not cause they're goth, they just haven't seen their genitals in years, decades even. Goth Balls are just as bootleg as anyone calling themselves Goth, for Goth is a cheap derivative of DEATH ROCK!. Goth Balls tend to be spotted during daylight hours in Malls for some odd reason...Every Day is Halloween as everyday for them is a struggle to pile on their tarps of many dark fabrics and cheap sad clown make-up. They're intimidating only in size but humourous in over all appearance. They start young and carry this facade into their latter years..seriously sad creature of the Night and DAY!!!
Its a bird, it's a plane, It's a Goth Ball. Watch out, she'll eat you alive!

That Goth Ball in fish-nets looks like she can hardly breath; she looks like vacuum-packed brisket in that corsette and her legs look like netted hams hanging from a deli shoppe.

That Goth Ball and Goth Klub make the perfect 10!
Goth Ball by Blu Finger April 4, 2008
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goth_ball 

goth_ball is a funny and cool tiktoker on tiktok
hey do you know goth_ball?
“Yea I follow them on tiktok they’re really funny”
goth_ball by Real_map December 4, 2021
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