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Gossy lad 

An Australian cost liver term used to describe dirty teenagers who wear dirty/old nike white hat witch is now brown and smelly and tilted upright revealing the front of their seedy unwashed hair with the strap at the back done up tight it gives them headaches witch makes them angry,they were striped ripped unclean polo shirt with bong stains form there last brew with a popped up collar and trackies from lowes or shorts that have been shoved in ther fannypack/bumbag with out a securitytag on , with falling apart Tnz,lads from gossy are usuly chasing (looking) for a brew or scabing 50c and cigarettes for a pay phone call to other lads to see if they want to put in for a brew ther life revolves around geting drugs and taking them at different lad or dealers houses,most gossy lads think they are the toughest thing yet and will bash any one but are to bong withered and to stoned to do anything unless on ice,they talk about rolling people loud at the station,on trains they begin two carve,scrach,peminit texter on doors,windows,seats of train,its rear to see a gossy lad with a job,the female gossy lad is call a las witch is generally much the same but with bagger clouths and loud all the time and sleeps around with all of the lads coursing her black eyes and breeding burses on her legs,both lad and las are floul mouthed every second word such as cunt,fuckwit,fucking cunt ect ,they also refer to each other by lad
Insulation to beicoming a gossy lad

A)Roll enough people to earn $250 to get a pair of Tns
B)Get a centerlink loan for a pair of Tns
C)Bash another lad for hes Tns

A)Quick hide ure ciggerts theres a buch of gossy lads coming

B)Guy1:Are you keen to get a brew ?
Guy2:Nar man i dont want two get ripped off 5 gams

C)Guy!: want to go to gosford to day ?
Guy2: no way i just got new shoes

D)Guy:1 hey man were are you going ?
Guy2: to the hospitil i just nocked a gossy lad out and my nuckel is bleeding i dont know what i have cort

Lad:WHAT CUNT !!
Guy:huh ? *looks around to see were it came from *
Lad:What the fuck are you looking at lad !!

Guy:I was tieing my shoe
Lad:That right ! nexed time ill shank ya lad !
Gossy lad by Lets breed May 10, 2010
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026