gorgle morgle 

Gargling with a "google moogle" (see definition) to cure a sore throat; when the idea of actually drinking it (raw eggs, warm milk, etc.) makes you want to puke.

Judy: "What are those disgusting sounds you're making?"
Diane: "I'm just doing a quick gorgle morgle before my audition for American Idol."

gorgle morgle by brainyuck November 23, 2011

gormless walker 

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider

I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.

gormless walker by mountianbikeman June 22, 2010

Harley Gorlewski

A French-speaking demigod, this hockey-er will puck you when you least expect it.

Guy 1: "Woah, check out Harley Gorlewski."

Girl 1: "I'd tap that."

Guy 2: "Me too."

Harley Gorlewski by Liz Lemon Party September 7, 2011

gormless slapper 

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone

She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

gormless slapper by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

Gorelesque 

Performace Art involving the use of fake blood during a performance.

Think Grotesque Burlesque.

Made popular by Violeteyes & Daisy Cutter and gaining popularity with other performers.

burlesque meets horror to find Gorelesque

Gorelesque by bloodhound1 August 25, 2011

Mark Gormley 

The god emperor of mankind. Produced "Here without you" circa 2008 ad, a flawless musical and visual masterpiece. Do not attempt to mimic his power stances as your frail constitution is likely to collapse from their intensity.

Mark Gormley's famous power stance :

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Mark Gormley by devotedacolyte February 23, 2009

Gookle Maps 

The secret, gook cult, map-based, video game strategy guide that can only be seen with proper vent vision in order to thoroughly ass rape an opponent.

Kyung-Jun-Park-Lee-Chun had one hand on his dick and Gookle Maps in the other when he beat me by five shots in virtual golf.

Gookle Maps by Mad Mick! November 28, 2016