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gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone
She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.
by mountainbikeman March 18, 2008
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